I will freely admit that this blog is written by horrors of horrors an old fashioned feminist. That sentence alone will a cause any UKIP men on twitter to immediately go into overdrive on the sandal, lesbian, ugly, unmarried shrill comments. So this blog is in praise of the some of the greatest hits of the UKIP twitter male.
Number One – Marty Caine – UKIP organiser from Poole Dorset
Type the words Marty Caine Blocked into twitter search and you get pages of tweets where either Marty is blocking someone or someone is gleefully announcing they have been blocked by Marty.
Marty has a long and noble history of making excuses for the EDL
which culminated in him accusing Lee Rigby’s parents of being idiots, he then threatened to sue anyone who accused him of this.
Marty also dislikes teachers and believes that those who work in public service should at least be apolitical and perhaps should not vote at all.
Marty has a friend Greg Cook .. Apparently a comedian described as a Les Dawson of the 21st century – enough said. He usually appears when Marty does but is basically just a boring sidekick with little original thought.
Number 2 Lawrence Brewer – a Brighton football fan he obviously needs to get his kicks somewhere other than on the football pitch.
Lawrence thinks all anti ukip accounts are paid trolls – he has been known to spend hours tweeting demands that Slatukip fess up to being paid by someone, anyone! His other obsessions are Muslims and recently he has joined up with some of the South Africans who believe that white genocide is ongoing. His bio says he hates extremists and equates Hope Not Hate with the EDL and BNP. To say he is somewhat confused is to put it mildly. Apparently a failure to support those who would like a return to apartheid was racism .. Who would have known! He also has a problem with feminists and is obsessed with tits and quotas
Number Three David Jones
David should join the EDL and be done with it, his tweets vary from comments on the EU to exaggerated bigoted nonsense that insults all Muslims without ever focusing on a small number of extremists. His most recent focus was to get his thong in a twist over kids who speak English as second language
Number Four Fight4UK
Now to be fair I am assuming this is a man but I could be wrong. He certainly spends an inordinate amount of time on the TL of womendefyukip and womensayno2ukip .. Being as rude as possible. He is another Muslim obsessed UKIP tweeter, with a nice line in memes of the “all Muslims are extremist” design. He likes to ask questions but never finds the answers satisfying to his exacting standards.. He also assumes that anyone who is anti ukip is on benefits. He also likes to call women tramps ..
Number Five Sinkaspud
A new face on the block. Seems to hate women with an opinions that does not match his. He has a problems with maternity pay, maternity leave, women who want to work and be mothers – the list goes on and on. His most recent focus is the womendefyukip accounts ( and yes they are run by two separate women ) .. His latest misogynistic tweets today included this. Frankly I feel a bit sorry for the spud, the modern world with opinionated women must be so scary.
Number Six UKIP Roger Da Costa – Kingston UKIP
He only ever has 323 tweets, despite tweeting all day every day. A candidate for the tin foil hat for conspiracy theories, much amusement can be had be reading this blog from Tim Fenton at zelo street. There is little point in questioning his huge whoppers as he hardly ever replies and deletes all his tweets daily.
Number Seven Anthony Clark – secondskin471
His bio states racism will offend, however he seems happy to abuse women . He is also happy to spend his time making the assumption that all Muslims are evil and out to destroy the UK, another one who confuses UKIP with the EDL. The fact that he thinks Katie Hopkins has anything worth saying on female equality sums his entire attitude up in a single tweet
Number Eight Thomas Evans
Thomas proudly announces that he is a UKIP member on his bio .. His tweets, in common with all on this list, show a propensity to believe anything posted by Breitbart news as gospel truth. Thankfully he avoids the Muslims are all bad and so on that front he is relatively sane! On the other hand he quotes Paul Nuttell and Roger Helmer as being purveyors of common sense – so perhaps sanity is an issue. I have seen Thomas telling racists where to go which is refreshing.. But then there is this
UPDATE .. Thomas has turned into a first class whiner
Number Nine UKIPalotmoreIan or as I like to call him “ukip a lot of moron”
Ian is a member of bluehand – a deeply homophobic islamaphobic failure of an organisation – nothing else really needs to be said.
There are of course many more, not least Nigel, Roger, Paul and David Coburn – but then we all know what their problems are!